July 2012, Monthly Review

Share Sale Achievement

July and August are known to be summer holiday months and it is harder to find pixel friends, since a lot more people are on holidays and therefore not reachable. However, we were still able to sell 1200 pixels / 12 shares (without voting power).

We also managed to set a handful of very important appointments and we hope to receive a new inflow of share and pixel sales in the very near future.

Highest ever number of website visitors!

Thanks to an article published in a local newspaper on the 15th of July 2012, our number of visitors has risen to nearly 900 last month, which is highest ever! We would like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Christoph Voellmy, who not only wrote the article but also bought 200 pixels / 2 shares and is now a shareholder of our company.

Company Move

We have finished moving into our new office location in Wikon, canton Luzern.

I therefore do not want to miss the opportunity to promote the two remaining single family homes, since the owner of the first house and project manager, allows me to use office space for free.

In Wikon, canton Luzern, four very nice single family homes are being built. One is now finished and the second one is sold. Anybody who is interested or knows someone who is interested in a house with sight on the mountains (Jura and Swiss Alps) and optional swimming pool, sauna und whirlpool can contact me (Alan Ellenberger) at anytime. I am happy to send you non-binding, detailed documentation via email or ordinary mail.

We Love Innovation

That’s why we would like to help one of our fellow students to distribute his survey (it is in German though). He is planning to implement a fantastic idea in the area of gourmet cooking at home. It would be appreciated, if as many of you as possible could take the time to fill out his short survey. It only takes about 3 minutes and it would also be really helpful, if you could forward his survey to your family members, friends and other people you know.

Survey link (only in German): http://www.findmind.ch/survey.php?go=start&id=2754
Thank you very much for your help.

Cat Jokes

A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put

his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog’s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet and meows.

The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.”

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, “$350.”

“$350 to tell me my dog is dead?!” exclaims the man.

“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $300 was for the cat scan.”

Found on: http://abcartoons.hubpages.com/hub/Top-6-Funny-Cats-Jokes-from-Funny-Cats-Cartoons